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I am about to abandon my SISTERS.
I am breaking ranks, I am abdicating my post.
I am deserting the ship, I am forsaking my past.
I am apostatizing from the FEMALE world.
I am about to declare to all who will listen:
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"I HATE SHOPPING"
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I know ladies, .... I sound like a traitor,
But, for three months I have been trying
to buy just a simple little dress.
Nothing fancy, just a nice little church dress.
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Oh, I found a couple - mixed in with
all the PANT SUITS.
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Some only came in a size 6.
Some had $150.00 price tags.
Most showed everything I had,
( or wished I had)
including my UNDERWEAR.
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I guess I will just keep wearing skirts and tops.
But don't be surprise if I show up at church
wearing my
MU MU